Thursday, October 16, 2008

Newton's Law of love

Universal law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First law:

A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.

Second law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.

Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.



FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE

Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

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Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

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Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

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You can only go as far as you push.

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Actions speak louder than words.

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The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.

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Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing the good stuff.

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Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it.

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A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

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If you think that the world means nothing, think again. You might mean the world to someone else.

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When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there

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True friendship never ends.

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Friends are forever.

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Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.

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Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?

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NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn't that the truth?)

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Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

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Most people walk in and out of you life. But only True friends leave footprints in your heart.



SOME OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - TIPS FOR GIRLS

Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her.